"Say goodbye to the rest of your life. Pick up this game and you will be doomed to a virtual life of interactive strategy, engaging imaginary heroes, and a whole family of people just like you. You won't care about your job or your school. You won't care about eating. You won't care about any friends (or family members) that don't also play C&C. Opening this box could be a very serious mistake."

-- Westwood Studios' Product Description Homepage